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Just A Reminder; You're Not Alone

Taylor Momsen; All Used Up Before Her 18th

Taylor Momsen has yet to turn 18 years old, but has already out-skanked her welcome. Most recently:

I feel gross.
Some past indiscretions:

I can't help but feel like someone should be held responsible for the corruption of a minor here. Is this legal? Where is this girl's mother?

Is it my imagination, or does she look like a cheap hooker? Just a reminder; NOT YET 18! This means her adult guardians have approved of this!

My God! I don't want to be redundant, but this is the picture of a CHILD! She cannot legally have her ears pierced with out the permission of a legal guardian! I'm not sure if this is embarrassing or tragic. At this rate, this is what I expect her to look like when she hits her 25th birthday:

Lets just hope it doesn't come to this. Working in her favor, her skin will not likely endure much sun damage. Lets just hope this is merely a juvenile phase she will soon outgrow. Best of luck, our loveable hoochie. God speed, T-Mom, God speed...
Ps- Try keeping your clothes on, it's really not that bad having self respect.

A Really Hot Chick With Fast Moving Hair

Sexy and Efficient

Cintia Dicker: Friggin' Gaaawgeous

Having been a redhead as a child, I've always felt a kinship to my freckled sisters. I've always idolized the red and famous; Katey Sagal (while on Married With Children), Ariel (Little Mermaid), "Ginger"/ Gerry Halliwell (Spice Girls), Gillian Anderson (The X-Files), Kate Winslet (in Titanic). Although my quaff has evolved to a more auburn hue, and my freckles have faded, I still consider myself a redhead at heart (since the formative childhood years are painfully burnt into my memory and have irreversibly shaped my personality) . Cintia Dicker is a sublime specimen, and a welcomed representative of the Ginger community. Simply beautiful.

*girl boner* Thoughts?

Norway Does it Better

In the game of Who-is-Most-Deluded, the U.S. thought they were winning with the release of Rebecca Black's "Friday". Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next contender for Miss Delusional Universe (also propagated by King Donald Trump); Tonje Langeteig, Norway's answer to Ms. Black.

I think we have a winner. The self proclaimed "little pretty girl trapped inside a grown-up body" makes it very clear to her audience that she has no intentions of becoming a "crappy housewife", however, offers few elaborating details. The video also features several Caucasian rappers[?] with spastic body movements who demonstrate their wicked skills by simply repeating lines sung by Langeteig earlier in the video. The line "I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be a crappy housewife" shows effort, but the lack of additional lyrics shows serious commitment.

Ultimately, Rebecca Black is a child who couldn't possibly have known any better, while Tonje Langeteig is an adult who has yet to differentiate childhood fantasies from practical reality.

Tonje Langeteig VS Rebecca Black!

They are related, so you don't really want them to f#ck each other, do you? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's illegal (in "Blue States").

Threesomes are neat, but isn't the point that you get two different girls at once? With twins, you just have to give the same girl double the attention.

Just something to think about.